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To be loved with love and care you will need joy and laughter in your love life and the easiest way one can find is through Funny Love Quotes. Share these collection of hilarious and humorous funny love quotes with your loved one and have a day to remember.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. Adrienne Gusoff

If you want peace in the house, do what your wife wants. African proverb

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie

I was married for nine years. Eight of those years were very passionate. But… well, passion's a mild word for it, really. It's… well, it was more like war. Alan Bates - An Unmarried Woman (film)

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. Albert Einstein

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books. Alan King

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. Albert Einstein

Law and love are the same; romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection. Ally McBeal

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. Unknown Author

Love at first sight is cured by the second look. American proverb

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. Unknown Author

In literature as in love we are astonished at what is chosen by others. Andre Maurois

The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes." Unknown Author

A man who is honest with himself wants a woman to be soft and feminine, careful of what she's saying and talk like a man. Ann-Margret

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. Unknown Author

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